buety tahan.
guess the worst thing that could happen to spoil our day is undoubtedly encoutering turn offs. its either lady luck isnt smiling at me or that these turn off are clearly increasing in the society. one thing i know for sure, its not healthy for our eyes and our mind. i guess i should consult my optician soon, i have been encountering too much uncensored content.the most common turn offs always happen to be the looks. the best way to differentiate a singaporean women from others is that Singaporeans women tends to have backview that makes all guys hasten their footstep to overtake them or walk beside them. but.. needless to say, their front view will always be atrocious. yeah, the bei duo fen. HAHA. wahlao, that day i saw this girl facing my shop's counter, her back looks rather appealing, and when i wanted to get a closer view of her, she turned sideway, to my horror,(yes, its that horrible) i took a few step back and murmur a rather loud 'FUCK' wahlao, i really got so badly shock kay, to think i was carrying so much hope and its all dash by her sausauge mouth. i cant helped but think of what me guys always scream in school. 'AHHH, MY VIRGIN EYES!' i would tell you look prettier even if you have a mammoth mole by your nose or you happened to be a bo ghay lor. i cant stand thick lips. i know im really a jerk lar. but imagine lar.
then there's this man, looking rather ordinary and is ordinary who came into the shop, the focus is not about him lar, but his friend, a suave handsome tall guy with the perfect hairstyle i wished i had. he have eyes with mesmerism power lor. eh, im not gay lar.
BUT, there's always the but, when he speaks, you suddenly feeling like strangling him sia. his voice havent break! think weizhen. he was speaking cantonese with this squeaky voice with a really irritating way by ending every sentence with a wor. i have nothing against his voice that sounds like he inhaled a tank full of helium but to make thing worse, he talk with his wrist flying around, machiam like singing oprah. wahlao, sissy.
other turn offs include seeing a couple showing behaving intimately in public, nothing wrong, but the guys is short and fat. wheras the girl is taller than him and appear to be slimer than the guy lar. the sight is like seeing a koala bear hugging onto a tree. HAHA.
and this really bastardy thing my manager did to me. we were chatting halfway and suddenly he stopped me and say. 'eh. taliak' and i was like huh? he asked me to inhale heavily. not aware of anything, i did as told, and still i was unaware. he then asked me, 'nice hor?' and that moment, a strong scent of his fart caught my nose. nabei.
but this still have to take the cake. something i would not forget and definitely kianloong. we were at the river ang bao during this year's chinese new year, when we walked past this stall, a china lady's promoting her cuttlefish caught our attention because she was rather loud lar, when i turned to look at her, she was wearing sleeveless, and i saw some batch of dark bush sticking out from her underarm. needless to say, you all should guess what it is thou. me and kianloong just stood there, looking at each other wide eyed and questioning each other. ' DID YOU SEE THAT!?"
i should be send to hell lar, for laughing at people, for being such jerk, hee~ no offence. just for laugh. dont curse me leh.
posted by koonann @ 11:38 PM
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