Sunday, May 07, 2006

ugly.

before i start my entry, here's a teaser. what do you get when a dinosaur bites you? (the answer is at the end of the entry)


recently i made a huge realisation, that fuck up people are all pathetically ugly. yes, its true, they either have oversized nostrils, bigger than their ego or have children that suffer from spasm. i m not laughing at them or what lar, but during my 5 day streak at work this week, i seem a notorious bunch of ugly peoples, or lets named them, monsters, every single day at work.
im deeply saddened by this plight in singapore, like an epidemic disease, everybody seems to be catching it. what happened exactly to the olden days singapore, where everybody is singing the irritating courtesy song. where it was the people from the service industry ruling the roost. now singapore consumers have money, lots of them. so why is it so hard for them to at least get a bottle of listerine to rinse their filthy mouth? and if possible, get a face job, at least i will be happpier to let a sexy gorgeous lady to be screaming at me.
modern era, fuck up peoples, singaporean have totally forgot the virtues of being polite and considerate. they simply hold on to this mindsep that money is everything. 'i have money, that makes me jesus'. stupid arrogant ignorant eyeball-in-nostrils people.

share with you guys two incident that clearly demonstrated how these monster behave.
first, there is these indian men with a spastic son beside him. he ask me to bring him the most expensive shoe for his son to try, and also bring along a shoe scale. just for his information, i inform him that the scale is not very accurate, but he still insist on me bringing him. so i get back to him again and he wants me to measure the length of his son, it reads 9 after a thumb space. but him, being mr know-it-all correct me saying its 8. and i explain to him its 9, but looks like mr-know-it-all is not interested. so i save the explaination and my salivia. then his spastic son put on the shoe clumsily, and he ask for a shoe horn which our shop dont have. and he replied in the most fuck up way, which make my blood boil, 'what kind of shop is this?'. every shoe shop i have been to dont provide me with shoe horn when im trying their shoe also lor. so i say, 'not all shop have also' and he continued with some indian accented english, like trying to say i bullshit with him. no money want talk big sia, in the end never buy, faster run away. no wonder i hate indians. so stongly that it could masked the smell of all the coconut oil smell emitted from all the indian in little india.
another one is this chinese man, with a really bright balding spot at the front. he walked into our shop during our closing time asking for a exchange for a $1 coin for his son to play those music aeroplane outside the shop where you can ride on. my colleague replied politely that we were also in shortage of $1 coin and apologised. he raised his voice saying '$1 also alot!' and strom out. the fact is we have only 6 $1 coin left in the cash register abnd it is very hard to chenge with the bank as they too are always in shortage. so why cant he understand? he got it from charles and keith in the end and there he is, taking photo of his son on the joyride. disgusting people do disgusting thing. why didnt the plane jerked so hard that his son fly out over the railing then downstair. and then that man die from grief. after a tiring day still spoil my colleague's day. how worse can it be.

so now, whenever im offended by someone, i will tell myself this. ' nevermind, they are so fucking ugly and i shall not be bothered with them, they should wish they look just like me' hahaha.

anyway, there this new singer name shayne ward that sings pretty well, and he looks quite handsome too, so check him out. before you leave, here's the answer for the corny teaser.
you get a dinoSORE. corny isnt it, but my manager still manage to make me laugh. hahaha