take your tears and put them on ice.

to trash with these craps.

supposedly on mc today, but i still struggle to pull my aching body out of my cosy nest to prepare for another busy day at work. movement seems a little awkward, numbness in my stomach and also suffering from mutiple cramp, stupid irregular sleeping postures of mine.
uh, this intro seems to be abit long uh. its not suppose to be the topic of my post!

today, i met my fair share of really unreasonable customers. after enduring loads of craps last weekend, another pile of shit was dumped right to where i am. after so many months working in retail line, i still hate customers who talk craps.
they can come up to you with a pair of shoe and ask for the price.
siao eh: how much after discount?
me: uh. $112 sir
siao eh: huh, i no money leh.
IS IT MY PROBLEM THAT YOU HAVE NO MONEY MATHAFUCKER!

so trys to be friendly....
mr-funny: whaw your hair very cool hor. *moving hand in a up-down movement* like qi-long-zhu(dragonball) hor? -insert 'tsu tsu tsu' sound effect.

and the most typical nonsense from a indian. (pheng's favourite line)
mudball: shoooow me the best shoe that is the cheapest. shoooow me.

sadly to say, these are just some of the eye rollers. customers tend to have this habit of asking the obvious. why this one no discount? i thought great singapore sales? favourite phrase of gung ho shoppers. siao lian eh, singapore sales means everything must got discount lar? you go geylang find prostitute you ask them can give discount anot la, singapore sales what. i bet they wont give even 5% lor. they will tell you

truth is, no matter how excellent a service staff provides their service, consumer will never be satisfied, when you are good, people want to see the best. when you are the best people expects the excellent, there is absolutely no level of achievement for alll tthe ass wiping we have done.
yes, ass wiping, retail saleman are now known as the bao ka liao.
we are expected to shoulder everything, take all the blame and when the customer's right we have to clean their ass. then, we have to clear up all the craps they shit and then dumped it for them. its like an atomatic flushing toilet bowl.

so what if you came all the way from another part of singapore to pick up your shoe and realise its defective? and before you get facts clear, you gave a trashing to the saleman saying how pisse and disappointed you are? while you were complaining and complaining, did you offence the innocent salesperson? did you care? and then you turn around and say that one sentence from the salesperson offended you? a simple, 'its okay if you dont want to take it' it make it sound like she said it nonchalently, but while hurling your complaints at her, you were right?

well, no wonder you pout like a pig, look like a sow and somehow grow like one too.
these son and daughters of a bitch totally dont deserve much more of my time. to hell with your craps.

posted by koonann @ 1:01 AM