Thursday, July 20, 2006

the perfect me.

imagine god giving you a mannequin. placed right in front of you. how you imagine and design it, it will changed you completely, to the actual duplicate of the mannequin.

so, how are you going to design it, to be the perfect you?
i have gave much thoughts to what will be the perfect me...........

here goes;

brain
professor xavier-X's.
for his' simply the ture brainiac. who else can manipulate thoughts and read them effortlessly as he can?

face
cross breeds of kaka, brad pitt, jude law and orlando bloom.
today's world's most famous face. their plastic surgery like features will then bring me in millions from endorsment. sometimes its fine to want the better of both world, or rather many world.
HAHAHAHAHA.

voice
ronan keating or jason mraz's.
i think they got sexy voices thou.

body
who else but superman's?
LOL, my all time idol. hey. man of steel leh. mai siao siao. that to die for figure, pecs and chest. awww. super macho curvy washboard figure is the main attraction for more women and endorsment deal. =D

right arm
maradona's
he's the 'hand of god' afterall.

left arm
cant find any famous left handed.
maybe make it wolverine's. haha. one with claws made from adamantine, the strongest metal.
cool hur. dont need any chopper or knife.

fingers.
those of the great da vinci. delivering masterstrokes to his magnificent art piece.
or maybe some great musician? playing a piano is cool. to me la.

testicles
definitely not lance armstrong's. beckham's?
he's the 'goldenball' afterall.

right leg.
also beckham's.
he can curl a ball like nobody's business. he can cross a ball without any effort. and that leg is worth millions of dollars.

left leg.
roberto carlos!
i want a canon at my feet. hehehehehe.


tadah, the perfect me, i think will be a total weirdo if there really is one person like this.
the best thing isif you can change someone's look as easy as you wish to.

like, for instant.
someone with a very fugly face disturb you. you can move his ass to his face to let everyone know how asshole this person is. cool eh.

this is even better than havng genie! AHAHAHAHA.