Girls All The Bad Guys Want
So many useless crap in the that exist just to irritate you.Just to name a few lame thing, like totally....
Drizzle:
Its not heavy enough to bother you with a jacket, never mind a brolly, yet by the time you reach your destination you're soaked to the skin and hav got hitler hair.
Alarm Clocks:
The last thing you want to hear at the last time you want to hear it, everyday of your life!
King Tuger Prawns:
By the time you've got to the edible bit, your fingers are caked in slime and you're left with a piece of food about the size of a baby's little finger. Worthless!
Pandas:
If they become extinct because they dont wanna have sex, it's their own problem. Like fat people - if they werent so fat, they would get laid more often!
Bras:
Designed so that they are almost impossible to remove in the dark, or when drunk, which, sadly are the most common circumstances in which we need to remove them.
Your third ejaculation:
Just about the most unimpressive thing you do that a girl will ever see. Like a baby albino slug emerging from the eyelet of a shoe.
www.sexygirlsthatreallywanttosleepwithyou.com:
The fact that the website doesnt exist is so lame that it takes the shine off of the whole internet phenomenon.
HAHAHAHA.
Digressing...
Finally saw her after 2months, and still i lose my balls yet again. Damn. On a more comfortable note, at least i know we are from the same school. My oh my. When is fate gonna call in again?
posted by koonann @ 11:40 PM
