Dirty Business.
While i was answering mother nature's call today, thoughts of being a toilet nuisance cross my mind. BUT, im a good boy, so thoughts are just thoughts....
- voice out your fustration of having to squeeze out your crap. Hold on your "NGGGGGG" as loudly as possible, machiam like pregnant. and in between, assure yourself by repeating 'push' 'push hardly' 'coming out' 'i see it'.
- use the toilet roll and wet it into a big lump of ball. then standing as far as possible, dunk the ball into the toilet bowl. the 'THOMP' sound will be of devastating effects. i always giggled to myself when someone from the next cubicle let off his crap, the 'thomp' turns me on thou. LOL
- heave a loud sigh of relief. 'ahhhhhhhhhhhh'. then finish it with a shiok.
- Play porn with your handphone. dont switch off the audio. try to make others think you are masturbating. dont ask me how, i never try before maybe you can tell me how.
- knock on the next cubicle and ask them if they mine to lend you some toilet paper. when they slot to you, wipe your ass and return them. you lend mar, lend must return what.
- fart repeatedly, then shout, 'eh, dont fart leh'
Every visit to the toilet can be really entertaining now. make your next experience enjoyable!
i wish i was there.
MIA
Im back working in amara recently and have been working in quite a number of weddings. to be honest, it really excite me and i always anticipate eagerly for the night.
i love to observe the wedding ceremony. how interesting the video montage will be, what trick the groom will come out with to express how sincere he is and almost all the small little detail in the preparations.
while waiting for the door to be open or when there is time for a breather, i dont know why, but i keep imagine myself as the groom. put myself in their shoe and try to imagine how the wedding will turn out. like who will be attending the wedding all this la.
and just that day while having dinner with the two girls, they were talking about us gathering together for so and so's wedding. like whether it will still be that big group of us. its really fun to reminiscing and thinking forward at the same time.
there was a question of a doubt whether our friendship will stay as strong as what we are maintaining now. i always think postive as i have te strongest faith in our brotherhood. definitely we will be there attending each other's wedding.
but recently, its getting rather disturbing that MR TAY KOKHONG is showing signs of drifting from our group! where the fuck have you been messing around dickhead! soccer never see you, go out never see you. online you away from keyboard. DAMN!
LOL. i think the ending have no link with the opening sia..
