i only want sympathy in the form of you coming into bed with me.

Monday, August 28, 2006

If life could be like that

simply awesome video, when life and death could be seen easily.
argh, reality is a completely different thing.

If everyone cared and nobody cried
If everyone loved and nobody lied
If everyone shared and swallowed their pride
We'd see the day when nobody died

Thursday, August 24, 2006

if only...

A few articles in todays newspaper caught my attention, and it set me thinking, why cant there be one day without any commotion. when every article is about lifestyle instead of warfare, deaths, dispute, financial crisis.
wont it be nice if one day you just switch on to news time and the newscaster says:

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE HAVE NO NEWS TODAY.

(completed with a peace hand sign and a retarded smile)

reality check please, okay, back to the topic. well, the articles are about the parents, ambushing their children, bringing them up to court as beyond parental control cases. do this people see their children as their flesh and blood? or instead they see them as an accident of not practising safe sex. Even how hopeless and rebellious their children is, at the end of the day, they are still the product of them.

in my opinion, the parents instead should be sued. i am not saying this because i am trying to do a Eminem, but think, whose fault is it that the children get astray? no, not the bad influence, not the media. but the parents themselves for not reaching out to their children, not able to understand them, not able to spent quality time with them and maybe their many restictions.

the least one can do is to encourage and stick with them, not giving up hope. also, restriction is not protection, restriction is mainly passed down as one's dislike and protection is a form of care. i may be biasd, but i believe in educating in a soft approach.

a classic example, if a parents want to know what type of friends their children is hanging out with, simply just ask! you can do it in a different way by asking them over for sleepover, dinner or join the family in activities. isnt this a better idea then behaving surreptitiously?

uh, easily said than done. HAHAHAHA.

so, now, the world really dont seems so picturesque afterall. so, me, with nothing better to do, actually thought of a purrr-fect idea to beautify it. that is.....

HAHA, im gonna dragged it. have a introduction first. well, today's planet earth is advancing so fast in technologies, but i still find these new technologies rather brainless. yes, im talking about Adobe phtoshop. their are indeed cleaver to have such a wonderful programme to edit every photo until they appeared almost flawless. now, think about it, if they make use of Adobe photoshop and make it into a microchip to plant into everybody's head, wont it be awesome?! simply photoshop everything the way you want it in your mind and everything would simply be b-e-a-u-tiful! even Xu ChunMei could be picture as paris hilton. heeharha. i wonder why im such a genius.

and also, its scary to think how fast the technologies are advancing. who knows? maybe one day people can have their prayers and confession texted to be answered. no religious offence arh. hahahahaha.

Wednesday, August 23, 2006

the incredible sulk.

i think its a matter of time before i blow up, there's a limit to everybody's tolerance. i have a limit too, just that it seems incrediblely short. And someone is living on borrowed time.

i hate to be greeted by someone with a stuck up manner, almost every single day. asking repeated question and find silent the only reply. so get a grip, dont fucking behave like a deaf or mute. simply you have a problem with me, just screw the wall, i dont need any 'i think we should sit down and talk of our problems'.

i know my fault better than you do. if you cant take nonsense, i cant see the point in you living in this planet.

now screw off.

unlock yourself?

Saturday, August 19, 2006

Men, maybe?

being a men often means you must be...

-gentle (im not too sure, i reckon it must be as men are always referred as gentlemen).
-sometimes strong, tough and also steady.
-a little bad, the way a women wants it.
-able to remain calm and make acurate and precise decisions.
-behave in a masculine way (dont rule out metrosexuals, being vain doesnt means feminine!)
-united.

being a man myself (im not a boy already), its hit my nerve when i see people of the same sex behaving in a rather disoriented way. seriously, be someone with a penis!

a few example that makes me wanna grab that guy by the nuts and squueze and turn till it turn blue.

as i was making my way out of McDonald today, at the doorway, my eye caught this rather cute girl, big eye and rosy cheeks. she was coming in while i was going out. she was looking in my direction and so being me, i smiled at her and she smiled back. and then when i look towards her back, i was greeted with a rather sickening glare of one of her guy friend. giving me that se-what-see look. it ended when we pass each other.
i wonder if he's jealous that i didnt smile at him or that he's just annoyed that im looking at his friend. come on, dont so stingy lar, must share. LOL. i mean, if im with some pretty girl ad people were like looking at her, at least not in a pervertic way like staring at the bosom or trying to get some upskirt actions, i would too be happy, instead of giving a sickening look, i would instead twink my eyebrow, "dude, envy eh?" its more of a MAN thing lar. LOL.

and there's another similar incident, being the usual me, i was turning my head here and there and suddenly this man was giving me the sickening face i was addressing up there. i was rather puzzled. i know him? then i realised he was with a women and thought that i was looking at her. the best thing is. i didnt even know whether his girlfriend looks like a cow or a goat!
get a grip, you are not with some gorgeous babes that make head turn, i guess you are rather pressurize if you seems to be so paranoid.

and there's this middle aged man, really crack me up. he was having some sort of a minor arguement with his wife, which is absolutely his fault. he left something in the car, i suppose, cant really remember and his wife was like so pissed, nagging and screaming at him. he argued backed. an then his wife asked. "who is the one who left the stuffs in the car?' and he return back with a nonchalet tone, "i dont know?" HAHAHAHA. you should see his wife face, fucking speechless and briming with fire.

well, men, when they turn 30 or something, their mind will always be car, soccer, sex and coffe khakis.

and ladies, they have their faults too.

like this girl i met, rather sensitive and like answering the question before she even asked. i dislike girls who always jump to silly conclusions. the msg goes like this:

me: wanna have lunch later? i can go around 4.30.
her: need accompany then find me, what a friend.
me (wtf?) : hey, i just asked if you wanna eat and you tell me so many other thing, fine then.

and she never did replied, till now. crazy bugger. as if my kind offer for a lunch date step on her tail, she turn around to step mine.

and girl who whine like fuck. turns me off. (look at yingting)
no offence! hahahahahahahahaha. i just run out of ideas!

bye guys and gals. night time. off to slumberland.

Friday, August 18, 2006

happy birthday to kokhong (yesterday)

well, our guofeng have finally grow one year older. i hope he had a wonderful day yesterday with us, though i know you are absolutely delighted. =D

he in his birthday suit, ironically.

well, a rather fruitful day (pizzafull day to be exact) the good old meeting up days, talking trash, doing stun, what more could you asked for. gave him a
rather eye-catching present, a globe-full one. hapy globe day to him anyway. heeheehee.

caught click and we had our usual practice, drawing lots on who get to sit beside fart machine chia siah mong. well, i happen to strike lottery that day and to put icing on the cake, i earned myself a seat beside the ultimate farter.
more to blog, but running out of brain juice,

TO BE CONTINUED.....

Sunday, August 13, 2006

a fever i cant sweat out

feeling rather not myself recently, fucking lethargic.
and to add to this misery, im going to turn blind when all this shit starts appearing now and then.

-fat women who pouts.
-justice bao.
-'arcade machine' whats up with all the arse crack!?
and lastly, i have to face junkai's 'ng one-lump' hairstyle, which is is fucking fugly.

he can sway his hair better than paul twohill, of course with much charisma and style.

our very own NG ONELUMP! the future lux-boy.

oops. well, im not gonna continue unless i can think of something more witty than this.
p.s. junkai, im sure this wont cause any dont-want-friend-you bust up again uh?
disclaimer: sorry if i scare the shit out of you.

your name is 'cheap', and you look like shit.

talk to the mirror, choke back tears, and keep telling yourself,

"i'm a diva i'm a diva!"

Sunday, August 06, 2006

anger management.

here goes, the quote of the day:

you all can blog, i can block.

-the man on super block mode.

mr dont-mess-with-me-i-block seems to have a very big problem. and i bet it is hard to pronouce.

cant you be more magnanimous on the attention we have been giving you? okay, i have been thinking that we definitely had gone overboard with our jokes. you are a human after all. and we only have ourself to blame for you blocking us.

and before i even had a chance to really apologise to you sincerely and treat you the way you deserve to be treated, with respect.

but now, after what i have read and heard. you deserve nothing more than a ticket to hell. you fucking childish narrow-minded nutless brainless dickless faggot.

i hate to fire insult after insult, what more does it do me good except for earning myself a journey to hell with you.

just when everything seems to be over, no one bringing up the weizhen saga. you brought out your overhype overrated case again. this time unblocking junkai and telling him some shits over friendship. you are totally behaving like a whining baby, or maybe some kindergarden kids. telling some kids who stole your toy,

i dont want friend you le, hmph.

i guess you took our joke too seriously that you have been drove into depression. but i guess your self-steem that is so strong that you are hiding behind your own shadow. thinking that we considered you as inferior because you always happen to be the joke.
now, thats what YOU think, bitch.

and by teasing you, it means that we are intruding your freedom, now get a life, i doubt you even have one. please, come on, when you are suppose to use your brain, you dont, instead you think of all this crazy wild thoughts about breaking a friendship with those we tease you.
to be serious, when did you ever see junkai ever so angry? we smacked his head, we challenged him to lame dares, we call him fat. did he ever get pissed off? why? because he know we still care about him at the end of the day.

and by finding a profile done up for you offending, are you gonna kill the person who tell you straight in the face that you have a small penis, and that even vigra cant make it any visible?

after all your childish dont-want-friend-you bust up, i still see you as a friend, even if you dont see us as one. and you will always stay as the status of the biggest......... joke.

now get a poke in the anal to wake you up from your depression. thats what you have been after all along, isnt it?

take your tears and put them on ice.