evolution
to all girls who are not proud of your assets. here's a helpful consolation to yourself.:
A can become C, C can become G. small can become larger.
-quote from your saviour, jolin tsai.
byebye, flat chest!the magicianS of love seems to be overly agitated. he blocked me in MSN. LOL, how petty and humourless he is. i see no point in his every sentence he told fellow victim, junkai, and good samaritan gibson and pheng, he said, (to pheng and gibson who were not block):
you want me block you arhx?
whats the deal? i mean, seriously, do we get honoured?
seriously, i cant believe out of 10,000 sperms, he was the quickest, man.
sometimes, it dont really indicate there's a hole in your head if you do think with a open mind.
i think you are suffering from constipation of the head, as i see that you dont digest my joke well enough, and also diarrhea of the mouth, as everywords you said stink like fuck.
i hope you read this, you sick ass brain in the ass moron.
well, you cant blame me for being mean, do you?
Unsaid things.
I tend to have this really sickening problem of not speaking out my emotions.
I cant helped it, too many chance lost, no experience gained.
I came across this blog at friendster of someone I havent being contacting for as long as I can remember. I dont know why we lost contact, I still remembered her saying that she had this feeling we would lost contact one day. And yeah, it came true.
after reading one of the blog entry, I really want to slap myself hard. I totally didnt know what she's feeling, I didnt know all the things I done mean so much to her. and maybe, how much she dont want everything to end.
im lost of words, dont think she will be reading this, but still, apologies may not be much of a concern to her anymore le.
and the post was up recently, she still remember everything so clearly while i have to search for all the memories hiding under the closet at the other corner of my mind.
im such a big retard......
departures.
i almost do a zidane on my computer screen when the story of the day of soccernet.com caught my eyes.
RUUD'S REAL DEAL
Ruud Van Nistelrooy, my all time favourite striker signed for real madrid. wahlao eh, first beckham, now nistelrooy. alex ferguson is always so stupid to sell away his prized asset. for a cheap deal.
first, look at beckham, although a 25m pound deal is considered high, how's what manchester united missed out:
less income on jerseys expenditures.
on the endorsement deal.
more fans.
poor delivery on the right wing.
2 premier league titles.
lack of van nistelrooy's goal (which i believe lead to his poor form)
yes, his replacement, cristiano ronaldo is doing a good job too. but they are players of two different calibre. many says beckham is overrated, i think they are just bunch of idiots who think that supporting beckham means they have shallow knowledge of football. or maybe they want to be different. im not his biggest fan, i dont scream his name everywhere he goes, but i dont deny that his actually a dream player in a team. why, for his's simply the best deliverer. look at his contribution to real madrid last season, even though they didnt win the la liga, stats tells all, he is the most consistent player. he provided all most of the assists, no doubt.
then, now cristiano ronaldo, signed under the many request of united's top star. players with immerse potential, rising star. after a startling debut, everyone thought he's bigger than beckham. i thought so too. his skills and technique are mesmerising, he's a pretty face too. he too contributed to united in a huge way. he scored goals, his run create opportunity. but he is selfish and showy. you cant deny it. i always curse him when he cant get good cross in and slowly it turn to a normal sight. LOL, his cross are really poor, but his still a good player i must say.
lay back styled beckham and gung ho attacker ronaldo. two different player. so this explain why i said alex ferguson didnt sign someone to fill in beckham's boot. he did however produce a new breed of player good enough to fill in ryan giggs instead.
so, now with van nistelrooy joining the already galaxies of stars in madrid, who is united going to partner with Rooney? Saha never prove to be a good signing to me, Rossi? still growing and not a clinical striker like Nistelrooy. Smith is one i think having the striker quality, he's agressive, he's brave, but not a fox-in-the box type player van the man is.
i was rather looking forward to the arrival of fernando torres from athletic madrid, but he instead pledge loyalty to the club, and also luca toni's move remain a rumour. cursed luck. LOL
also, only with newly to-be-unveiled new signing micheal carrick as the sole signing, im worried for manchester united. carrick is a big player capable of feeling in keane's boots. but i would prefer gennaro guttuso instead, or andrea pirlo. these italian guys are better experience and reliable.
more effort on the transfer is what's neccessay to a new campaign.
however, with ruud joining real, i hope they better win the la liga. but i think they havent done enough. no signing in midfield, except for emerson, filling in makelele space instead of zidane's.
ruud arrival add to their big name up front of ronaldo, raul, baptista, robinho. how to fight?
cannavaro signing is a masterstroke, now they have a good central defender. and appointment of fabio cappello may be crucial too. he is a worthy manager. after juventus last two impressive season under him.
fingers cross. manchester united and real madrid better get more silvereware in the cupboard.
the magician of love.
i cant thought of any 17 years old with the nickname 'magician of love' except weizhen or weizheng. (no difference to me anyway).
its been so long ago that i di siao him in msn, jokes wont be funny if you tell it everyday, and sometimes, i sympatise him for having to bear thru my nonsense.
but i almost die of laughter when i saw him put, 'im the love magician' as his nick. HAHAHAHAHA.
ai qing mo shu shi seh.
so me, being that asshole i always am, started to chat with him, and guess what, he told me he got girlfriend liao. and she is, *hold your breathe*
LIN YI CHENG
i reincarnated and died of laughing again. oh my fucking god, i cant believe he's one of those guys that put some taiwanese drama actress on their display pic and go gaagaa over them. claiming his magic only work on him and her. my friend sia.
even though he still act like what he always used to be, he's still my friend lar, we must sympatise him for being a late bloomer. HAHAHAHAHA.
hiyah, actually thought of doing a entry on friends around me and all those thoughts got pollutef, by weizhen's lame language.
nevertheless, yesterday's soccer session was a joyous one. me pheng junkai gibson really linked up well. been a long time since we last played smooth passing, im really glad to be back playing soccer with you guys sia. hiccup of squabbles in between though didnt spoil the session. argh, im still thinking about the nice play sia. note to junkai, i know its not that yesterday we played well, its that im always not there okay! LOL
cheers!
i almost die the third time after i went back to the conversation with weizhen. realised that he actually put, 'I aM ThE MAGICiANS Of LovE!' magicianS sia. he actually can mutiply into alot sia.
speaking about the 7th month. *slap mouth*
he just told me those 'friends' are his xiong di.
mwahahahahaha
the perfect me.
imagine god giving you a mannequin. placed right in front of you. how you imagine and design it, it will changed you completely, to the actual duplicate of the mannequin.
so, how are you going to design it, to be the perfect you?
i have gave much thoughts to what will be the perfect me...........
here goes;
brain
professor xavier-X's.
for his' simply the ture brainiac. who else can manipulate thoughts and read them effortlessly as he can?
face
cross breeds of kaka, brad pitt, jude law and orlando bloom.
today's world's most famous face. their plastic surgery like features will then bring me in millions from endorsment. sometimes its fine to want the better of both world, or rather many world.
HAHAHAHAHA.
voice
ronan keating or jason mraz's.
i think they got sexy voices thou.
body
who else but superman's?
LOL, my all time idol. hey. man of steel leh. mai siao siao. that to die for figure, pecs and chest. awww. super macho curvy washboard figure is the main attraction for more women and endorsment deal. =D
right arm
maradona's
he's the 'hand of god' afterall.
left arm
cant find any famous left handed.
maybe make it wolverine's. haha. one with claws made from adamantine, the strongest metal.
cool hur. dont need any chopper or knife.
fingers.
those of the great da vinci. delivering masterstrokes to his magnificent art piece.
or maybe some great musician? playing a piano is cool. to me la.
testicles
definitely not lance armstrong's. beckham's?
he's the 'goldenball' afterall.
right leg.
also beckham's.
he can curl a ball like nobody's business. he can cross a ball without any effort. and that leg is worth millions of dollars.
left leg.
roberto carlos!
i want a canon at my feet. hehehehehe.
tadah, the perfect me, i think will be a total weirdo if there really is one person like this.
the best thing isif you can change someone's look as easy as you wish to.
like, for instant.
someone with a very fugly face disturb you. you can move his ass to his face to let everyone know how asshole this person is. cool eh.
this is even better than havng genie! AHAHAHAHA.
obnoxious
today, i was asked a rather mind-boggling question. it goes like this:
(holding on to a purple puma shoe)
women: this one only got one colour arh?
me: yes, mam'
women: got other colours?
me: no.
only then i realise that the women is one master at synthesis transformation. and how much i regret i never gave her a cold hard stare, replying:
i think its not neccesary for me to give you another answer for the same question.
when people asked question just for the sake of asking, how much does it irrtates you?
it have a huge impact on me thou. because of another redundant question, i have to;
kill my brain cells to think of answering in a different way, if not, a sarcastic way of hitting back to her that how dumb can she be.
move my lips, use my vocal cord, waste some saliva to reply her.
and lastly, to pray that she dont give you another similar question in a different way again.
and there's this really funny uncle, he always come to collect our trash.
while waiting for my colleague to pick up the carton, he came to me saying, (in chinese),
friend, i dont have time, make it fast. my time is my money, i cannot waste so many time here. you know time is money? time very precious one.
if this is so, i have robbed him of a few dollars, since he spend quite a few seconds talking some sense to me. so, why is he wasting so many money on me? i dont get it leh.
i find him cute rather than irritating, at least he's dilligent.
sometimes, it's best to think before you speak. same as applying to those who make promises just to appease someone else. it irks me as much as ill-mannered people.
fucking no brainer, make and forget, while the other party just wait wait and wait for you to really relinquished it. if there's no intention to what you say, it always seems better to shut up. because actions always speak louder than words.
hiyah, im too bored to continue. LOL.
so, it seems like im a vivtim of some quiz, kill time too, here goes:
Seven random facts about me:
1. i have gold hairs
2. i love my figure.
3. im pathetically poor.
4. im not gay.
5. im very hardworking.
6. i dont tell lie.
7. im drop dead gorgeous. ( thats a fact!)
Seven things that scare me:
1. needles and injection.
2. monster.
3. ugly girls with sexy backview.
4. whining.
5. jun kai's hair.
6. tan aihua.
7. transvestite.
Seven songs at the moment:
1. fall out boys- a little less sixteen candles, a little more 'touch me'
2. hoobastank- inside of you.
3. nick lachey- did i ever tell you.
4. lost prophet- rooftop.
5. nelly furtado feat.timberland- promiscuous.
6. goo goo dolls- iris.
7. AFI- miss murder.
Seven things i like:
1. ladies/ girls/ women.
2. soccer.
3. my friends.
4. hard rock music.
5. myself.
6. heavenly delicacies.
7. her.
Seven bad habits:
1. temperamental.
2. carelessness/ forgetful.
3. spending lots of time looking into the mirror.
4. keeping my hair long.
5. sarcastic.
6. mean.
7. sleep late.
Seven victims.
1. you
2.you
3.you
4.you
5.you
6.you
7. need me to say more?
Joga Bonito.
i finally put on my neglected soccer boots and got down to play some soccer. the last time it came into good use was like months ago. the first kick was rather awkward or i must say the whole evening was pass awkwardly.
the guy who use to think that soccer is everything, that soccer is larger than life seems to be gone, like a soul leaving its body. HOW CAN?! i want to dance with the ball at my feet again, i want to score goals, like i never did. but these thoughts seems so distant.
it dont seem as interesting as it use to be anymore. WHY.
people change, i guess.
maybe ten years down the road, you would see me mastering golf, a game which i thought is boring, till now. i dont understand the rule, the playing and the beauty in it. BAH.
my entries are post just for the sake of posting. its so meaningless nowadays, nothing interesting im thinking about.
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told ya im posting for the sake of posting. brighten up my day, girl.
thanks alot lady luck.
can you believe it! my new 3250 which just turn 1 month 9 days old is stolen again! speak about deja vu. carelessness hit on me again, and this time i gifted someone a completely new phone again! wahlao eh, lady luck, did i own you anything my previous life, why cant you just smile at me, i promise i wont call you a grinning idiot.
i totally suspect its my new colleague that stole my phone. not pointing fingers. but its just a strong sense. he was there where i misplaced my phone. he was behaving weirdly when i was making purchase. even though he's already abnormal since the first day he arrived, but can someone be so stupid as to not remembering his own colleague? ni ma ma la. si gong kia.
brought a new phone, the same old model immediately. i got new line. ask me in msn for the new number. or you can ask birthday girl amelia for it. she's the one who pick the number.
and my birthday greetings for AMELIA SIM SOK WEI. as requested by her.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LOVE.
happy 17th birthday to you, my best xiao meimei. there to share my joy and troubles. even though not always around, i know im always your best brother. HAHA.
hope you like the shoe, and the treat and being able to spend the day with me. LOL.
when the whole world are babies.
sorry for the procrastination.
been quite busy or rather, REALLY busy.
computer broke down too.
work is killing me, my sleep, and my time for world cup matches!
german organiser, why put all the matches so late in the afternoon! kns.
great, i can only watch highlights and newspaper review for results.
bu the AZZURI are in the finals! old man france, go eat your french loaf and make love under the eiffel tower or whatever way you spell it.
sometimes, its really amazing to see how someone change so much in just a blink of an eye.
yes, i have transform, i rather not use change. in taste, preference and also character.
my choice of music change in genres, from old cheesy pop songs of westlife and britney spears to the loud screaming, psychotic hard rock of hoobastank and korn, just to name a few.
i suddenly find older working women more appealing compared to young schoolgirls in uniform who go gaagaa over puppy romance.
when time passed, when society is the only thing you faced eveyday, you tend to look back, thinking, oh, i used to be like this.
few days ago, i was telling how irritating it is when some small toothless children ran up to me asking 'may i ask you if you carry the nike squeeze waterbottle?' complete with a cold innocent hard stare. i also find myself in a bastard situation, not replying, just shking my head and then turn and walk away.
my mother replied me saying that i find them irritating now but you were like that before too, imagine what the guy approach would be thinking too. i smiled.
i wasnt that well off before okay. i brought some plastic recycled coca cola bottle to school instead of the 14.70bucks nike squeeze bottle okay!
people always had this mistake of not realising that you are growing in bliss when all you do is lament. or they would treasure this thing so much when its all yours but hate and curse it when you cant have it anymore.
sickening to be in this spotisnt it? how ugly is it.
but yeah, there's always a time when you dont agree with another person, even if he or she is someone close to you. nobody thinks alike, not even great minds.
when i was blog surfing, i came across someone's blog, it's not the way its suppose to be. not he way i know that person even though i cant say i know that person very well, typical teenager, complaining about the scars and knocks of life, love to be exact. and then all of the opposite in another post, talking bout how blissful life is with sweet stuffs. ironical? thats the way you see it.
i dont wish to comment too much,
i just want the number of the ISETAN GIRL!
hahahaha, not chee hong, expanding my social circle.
=D
