fucked.
FUCK fatigue.
FUCK this bias society.
FUCK big mouth peoples.
FUCK money for its paramount importance.
FUCK you for your endless empty promises.
FUCK pride.
FUCK insensibility.
FUCK everything people, when it all goes wrong.
make earth into a messy cum ball.
you never know how helpless im when i cant hold on to you.
im no angel.
I have failed terribly in my duty as a son. it's my MOTHER's birthday yesterday! yeah, i remember only from the prompt of my manager.
manager: tomorrow your mother birthday right?
me: huh? is it. *look at watch for date* i think so.
slap me people, hard in my cheek. and the worst thing is to know what my mother received from her colleagues, in any word, my colleagues. they brought a birthday cake for her, the most essential item to make a birthday a birthday. her son, or sons, didnt gave her that. the ops manager treated her to lunch at crystal jade restaurant. her twins failed that too. and today, when i got home from a movie. she asked me to send msges to her colleagues to thanks them for the wonderful gifts. and when i asked to see what she received, the content of it just makes me wiliing to go hell. they gave her a lacoste polo tee that cost near to hundred, a burbery purse
with more cash in it and a handbag. whaw!
what did i give her sia.
let me think, my endless unreasonable tantrum?
or i should say what i didnt give her.
a heartwarming birthday msg, a birthday cake, a birthday present, money, good life and
perhaps less problems to deal with?
instead she was the one who still,
wakes me up for work on her birthday, give me some allowance, give in to my whining.
so now, i realise my mother is THAT great. to think that i came to this realisation after 17 year of existence. and here im blogging my feeling here, a place where she wont be able to read. me, being some straighforward and direct couldnt being myself to shout a happy birthday at her face.
im not fit to be son. kick me in the guts now. real hard. or maybe not.
im having a sore troat now, must be too much wu xiang and fried food. today's 3 amingo baked rice and wild side desert from NYDC add to my sins up there. mummy. i want more money. opps.
buety tahan.
guess the worst thing that could happen to spoil our day is undoubtedly encoutering turn offs. its either lady luck isnt smiling at me or that these turn off are clearly increasing in the society. one thing i know for sure, its not healthy for our eyes and our mind. i guess i should consult my optician soon, i have been encountering too much uncensored content.
the most common turn offs always happen to be the looks. the best way to differentiate a singaporean women from others is that Singaporeans women tends to have backview that makes all guys hasten their footstep to overtake them or walk beside them. but.. needless to say, their front view will always be atrocious. yeah, the
bei duo fen. HAHA. wahlao, that day i saw this girl facing my shop's counter, her back looks rather appealing, and when i wanted to get a closer view of her, she turned sideway, to my horror,(yes, its that horrible) i took a few step back and murmur a rather loud 'FUCK' wahlao, i really got so badly shock kay, to think i was carrying so much hope and its all dash by her sausauge mouth. i cant helped but think of what me guys always scream in school. 'AHHH, MY VIRGIN EYES!' i would tell you look prettier even if you have a mammoth mole by your nose or you happened to be a
bo ghay lor. i cant stand thick lips. i know im really a jerk lar. but imagine lar.
then there's this man, looking rather ordinary and is ordinary who came into the shop, the focus is not about him lar, but his friend, a suave handsome tall guy with the perfect hairstyle i wished i had. he have eyes with mesmerism power lor.
eh, im not gay lar. BUT, there's always the but, when he speaks, you suddenly feeling like strangling him sia. his voice havent break!
think weizhen. he was speaking cantonese with this squeaky voice with a really irritating way by ending every sentence with a wor. i have nothing against his voice that sounds like he inhaled a tank full of helium but to make thing worse, he talk with his wrist flying around, machiam like singing oprah. wahlao, sissy.
other turn offs include seeing a couple showing behaving intimately in public, nothing wrong, but the guys is short and fat. wheras the girl is taller than him and appear to be slimer than the guy lar. the sight is like seeing a koala bear hugging onto a tree. HAHA.
and this really bastardy thing my manager did to me. we were chatting halfway and suddenly he stopped me and say. 'eh. taliak' and i was like huh? he asked me to inhale heavily. not aware of anything, i did as told, and still i was unaware. he then asked me, 'nice hor?' and that moment, a strong scent of his fart caught my nose. nabei.
but this still have to take the cake. something i would not forget and definitely kianloong. we were at the river ang bao during this year's chinese new year, when we walked past this stall, a china lady's promoting her cuttlefish caught our attention because she was rather loud lar, when i turned to look at her, she was wearing sleeveless, and i saw some batch of dark bush sticking out from her underarm. needless to say, you all should guess what it is thou. me and kianloong just stood there, looking at each other wide eyed and questioning each other. ' DID YOU SEE THAT!?"
i should be send to hell lar, for laughing at people, for being such jerk, hee~ no offence. just for laugh. dont curse me leh.
GenieGenie.
Ever heard of the story of Aladdin? this fairytale was read to me about ten years ago, when im still in primary school, spotting the infamous ugly centre parting hairstyle which i thought was cool then. God, lucky i lost my EZ-link, i would have choked at the sight of the horrendous fringe i had before. anyway, back to the story, yeah, the lead is Aladdin, and perhaps the magical carpet that Aladdin ride on singing A whole new world. HAHA. but i love the Genie (even though he's not the most adorable and chic) , or i should say i love him because he fulfilled wish! wishes to be exact, 3 wishes at his command. who knows what Aladdin wished for, since he's already buried alive in the cobwebs and dust in the corner of my mind. what i remembered clearly was that he set the genie free with the third wish, damn, if he hasnt been so retarded, he could have saved himself from been buried with his third wish. =D
If only i have 3 wishes from Genie now, i had been killing my brain cells for ten years on what top wish for, finally i have come to a satisfying conclusion.
wish 1 -
' GENIE, MAKE ME SUPERMAN' HAHA. everybody have a superhero in themselves. mine is superman, why? Other superheros are not as perfect as they appeared. Wolfverine is hairy, cyclops is blind and go around with a sunglasses (think weilian), spiderman have to go around covering his face, thats will mess up my hair, hulk is too ugly. batman? always around with robin, too gay. HAHA.
why do i want to be superman? not because im too style to create a strong fashion statement in wearing S size thight fitting shirt when i should be wearing XL or wearing my red lucky briefs inside out. HAHA. its because, superman is suave, superman makes people go ' it's a bird, it's a plane' no it's SUPERMAN!' being superman, saving the earth, those in help not only make me accumulate karma, ensure my place in heaven and make girls go gaa-gaa over me.in this way, it better than being a celebrity!
its not easy being me.
wish 2 -
'LET ME HAVE THE POWER OF READING PEOPLES MIND AND MANIPULEATE THEM' a penny for your thoughts? no need penny now! i have always wanted to understand people the way they want to be understood, sometimes, been not able to read them makes me really feel lousy. at least problems i could help, i could share your joy and i could tell whether you masturbate today and who turns you on. heehee. evil.
i could tell your impressions of me. like if you thinking, 'WOW, koonann's hot.' i canthen send a wave like telepath radioactive message to your brain saying, 'of course im hot, you feeling me eh?' and thus no old school style of asking for telephone number to be friend =D aint i smart? and if you thinking, 'this guy sucks big time' then i could manipulate you to strip yourself naked, fist yourself in the ass, and run around shouting' FUCK ME PARIS!'
oh, i cant stand the devil thats in me, its clearly beating the angel down and out.
wish 3 -
'GENIE GENIE, GIVE ME ANOTHER 3 MORE WISHES PRETTY PLEASE?'yeah, its as simple, now i can wish for everything i want! wealth, health, world peace and fame. =D this is genius okay, not shrewd. then i can enjoy myself busking under the sunny sun in a sandy beach with a dozen of paris hilton look alike surrounding me, messaging everybody parts of mine.
ahhh, another blowjob please. =D oh, im getting more and more sick, and dirty now. sorry for the disgraceful content. even heros have the right to dream kay!
i just wish to be normal now, clean and cute. =D
anyway, end her, brother is shouting his lungs out. i wish i could shut him up. nights dudes.
all i wish is you, i dont need genie.
FUCK LAR. MIGHT AS WELL DONT ANSWER.
CHEEBYE.
cash machine.
THERE'S A HOLE IN MY POCKET!
two days, i spent quite alot already, cannot, must save. i must stay at home and face the four wall from today till early may. and feel free to ask me put after i brought my phone. =D kay ask me out anytime now also lar, as long as i dont need to flip open my wallet and pull out any cash.
went to the new cineplex yesterday with xiangrong. the whole mall is so empty. havent start business yet, sure will be a good shopper's choice after its opening ba, i assume. the whole cinema area is so chic, its like almost entirely computerised. caught Poseidon, im rather impressed with the show, enough actions and trills to my liking. no mushy mushy 'you jump i jump' script. no love affairs of leonardo Dicarprio and kate winslet. 9 out of 10 rating i give, it would be 10 out of 10 if im in josh lucas's role. HAHAHAHA.
chill around in town after that, xiangrong's craps are too much for me to handle. HAHA. finally settled down for dinner at some hainanese coffeeshop at far east. chicken rice tatse much more nicer when silver ang sits right in front of you. HAHA, pretty babe! *whistles*night was still young so we went to catch another movie, a anyhow choice. chose the naked avengers in the end, didnt know what show, but that movie was the best time lar. haha, sow started with me wondering if we entered the correct theatre, there were this pole dancing part with the women stripping to their lingerie. HAHA, nothing much, just some female professional killers actio dramas with some horny scene. not a bad show thou.
today, i realiesed how badly i sucks at pool, havent been playing is a bad excuse. Soon huixian show me the correct way to play by trashing me 3-1. i ought to be ashamed. HAHA. had dinner at pastamania after that, she had baked rice and me, the not so nice Fusili Al Funghi. taste wasnt that good after eating for long. brought some ear studs and met yonghan for dinner at mos. we had beancurd! shopped around with her and her silliness. -.-" sorry guys for not being with you arh. i watched the show before le. hee~ its not because for girl kay dude.
i wish it could be this simple.
saving 'me.
end of work, time to relax, got a long 3 days off. cool, anyway, im available on wednesday and thursday, anyone who is also available can date me. =D first come first serve arh.
anyway, rather stuck up with some thoughts recently. was left contemplating what really start this mystical affectionate devotion called love. talked to some people over this subjects and i realise how different each people chose their partners. from my previous post, i talked about the boobs size, and my colleague mistook it that i judge girls by their body and figure. HAHAHA. i mean, yeah, figure is defintely a key must-have in every guys mind. it makes a guy go 'ooohh' and 'aahhhh'. but to me and maybe some of you guys, its just a added bonus. so what if let say my girlfriend have mammary glands of sufficiently large size to arouse other mens to chew carpets? she may not be a good partner, no chemistry, no understading and cant perform good sex. eh, the sex part is just for illusory purpose. then i might as well turn gay or become a flagellant.
some also set some sort of expectation for their future partners or partner, like, he must own a lamborghini, have a huge sum of money, must be how tall, how heavy and stuffs. even if you found this guy, he might not like you. end up you will still be the one suffering, deceiving yourself he's the mr right.
sylvia actually mind the age gaps, maybe thats a girls preference for guys to be older than them, maybe because of maturity problem. i dont really sees it as a big factor thou.
Feeling is defintely the most important to me. no doubt. no need for much explanation, its just a must to me lar. this kind of thing also cannot explain de, it just come to you all if a sudden and stay there. what more can i say. no feeling you wont even be sure he/she would be the one for you. you cant stop it or force yourself to have it, its nature's work. got feeling, copulating is much more easier, eh, those dirty thoughts again. -shoo
argh, love affairs are a pain in the neck, silly wild thoughts that just keep lingering in your mind even if you pushed it to the corner of your mind. here i go hallucinating again. nothing beats the misery of not being able to shout out loud that you have finally found somthing worth reaching for, nothing beats the disappointment of realising that all the sweets wild thought turn out to be nothing more than self appeasment. and nothing defeat the pain of being just friend. aww, these caged up feeling aint have no love for me.
maybe being gay is still the best idea, who cares to join me in my brokeback adventure? =D
wihth love please. *slap myself repeatedly*
fatigue
age must be catching up with me lar, i feel so tired after a day only at amara, and mind you, i didnt even do OT! and my leg cramp while i was bisecting the god damn fish. but i wonder how age could catch up this fast, two months absence in the banquet scene and i feel 10 years older. HAHAHA.
went back with jeanette Aow to manjusri to collect my o'level cert, and i was told i own the school 13dollars. what the fuck? i may be poor but i will never do something so disgraceful to cheat the school of school fee lor, and the clerk told me she cant find the reason why i own 13dollars. joy to the ear sia.
anyway, tired le. nights peeps, and tang kaiwen my no.1 fan. =D
MY EYES COULDNT SEE, BUT I WOULD NOT LET EVERYONE BULLY THE GIRL I LOVE MOST.
kids will always be kids.
yesterday while at work i came across these family. there was these two little girl running around the place, and i was stoning there, feeling rather bored. i looked at the two girl beside me and made some face, trying to intimidate them. or should i say cure my boredom. haha, anyway, i gave the pufferfish face and then i growl at them (please dont say im acting cute, im ALWAYS cute. =D). the younger girl was so scare lar, shouting for her mummy, haha. then the older one run over to her parent and says, '
ma, henna scare of that man, heena scare of that man, he actually very kind, he just looks scary!'
i almost choked while trying not to burst out laughing loudly. her parents then turn over to me also laughing. dont you just love them!? saying things out of their free mind, why we the grown up or people like us find it so difficult to free our mind sometimes?
today, went out with some irresponsible stick creature, or i should say dinosaur. haha, she got a scratch on my watch screen! how great can it be?So i made her download and send me unlimited songs as a penance. caught mission impossible 3. the show was very good, full of actions and also, eye candies! not tom cruise, but maggie Q. she's so hot hot HOT. lol. i want to be a secret agent! cause being in the IMF sounds cool. in case you are wondering, IMF stand for impossible mission force. hahaha.
anyway, made a pact with my manager, he asked me if there are two women after me. one is very pretty but flat chested, and the other is average but bosom are huge which one would i prefer. i said the good looking but flat girl. and he laugh it of, saying i would change my preference after i hit 30. and i keep arguing i wont. and he make me put it here, so that i would remember it, and those reading it will be the 'witness'. So, if you are bosomy, stay away from me. =D but feeling this kind of thing where got say see figure only, got feeling more important what! good figure is also a plus lar. HAHAHA. anyway. nothing serious here, dont bother about me. =D
geek.
i seriously need to start my revision very soon, in fact should have done so in april. after my birthday chalet and stuff. and now here im again, blogging when i dont have the mood to do so. need motivation to bury my head in those books all over again.
got a really good wake up call yesterday, do really make sense. cant possibly waste my money and time when i actually can do well, dont want to regret and taste the feeling of a wasted moment again. been there, through it, and make a mistake again is the stupidest thing one can do. now im with no guidance, no constant revision like the schooldays, and its a even tough test than o'level. its a challenge to beat myself and my 17 years of succesive failure.
thank you, you know who you are. =D
you are the one mistake i really didnt mind.
ugly.
before i start my entry, here's a teaser. what do you get when a dinosaur bites you? (the answer is at the end of the entry)
recently i made a huge realisation, that fuck up people are all pathetically ugly. yes, its true, they either have oversized nostrils, bigger than their ego or have children that suffer from spasm. i m not laughing at them or what lar, but during my 5 day streak at work this week, i seem a notorious bunch of ugly peoples, or lets named them,
monsters, every single day at work.
im deeply saddened by this plight in singapore, like an epidemic disease, everybody seems to be catching it. what happened exactly to the olden days singapore, where everybody is singing the irritating courtesy song. where it was the people from the service industry ruling the roost. now singapore consumers have money, lots of them. so why is it so hard for them to at least get a bottle of listerine to rinse their filthy mouth? and if possible, get a face job, at least i will be happpier to let a sexy gorgeous lady to be screaming at me.
modern era, fuck up peoples, singaporean have totally forgot the virtues of being polite and considerate. they simply hold on to this mindsep that money is everything. 'i have money, that makes me jesus'. stupid arrogant ignorant eyeball-in-nostrils people.
share with you guys two incident that clearly demonstrated how these monster behave.
first, there is these indian men with a spastic son beside him. he ask me to bring him the most expensive shoe for his son to try, and also bring along a shoe scale. just for his information, i inform him that the scale is not very accurate, but he still insist on me bringing him. so i get back to him again and he wants me to measure the length of his son, it reads 9 after a thumb space. but him, being mr know-it-all correct me saying its 8. and i explain to him its 9, but looks like mr-know-it-all is not interested. so i save the explaination and my salivia. then his spastic son put on the shoe clumsily, and he ask for a shoe horn which our shop dont have. and he replied in the most fuck up way, which make my blood boil, 'what kind of shop is this?'. every shoe shop i have been to dont provide me with shoe horn when im trying their shoe also lor. so i say, 'not all shop have also' and he continued with some indian accented english, like trying to say i bullshit with him. no money want talk big sia, in the end never buy, faster run away. no wonder i hate indians. so stongly that it could masked the smell of all the coconut oil smell emitted from all the indian in little india.
another one is this chinese man, with a really bright balding spot at the front. he walked into our shop during our closing time asking for a exchange for a $1 coin for his son to play those music aeroplane outside the shop where you can ride on. my colleague replied politely that we were also in shortage of $1 coin and apologised. he raised his voice saying '$1 also alot!' and strom out. the fact is we have only 6 $1 coin left in the cash register abnd it is very hard to chenge with the bank as they too are always in shortage. so why cant he understand? he got it from charles and keith in the end and there he is, taking photo of his son on the joyride. disgusting people do disgusting thing. why didnt the plane jerked so hard that his son fly out over the railing then downstair. and then that man die from grief. after a tiring day still spoil my colleague's day. how worse can it be.
so now, whenever im offended by someone, i will tell myself this. ' nevermind, they are so fucking ugly and i shall not be bothered with them, they should wish they look just like me' hahaha.
anyway, there this new singer name shayne ward that sings pretty well, and he looks quite handsome too, so check him out. before you leave, here's the answer for the corny teaser.
you get a dinoSORE. corny isnt it, but my manager still manage to make me laugh. hahaha
the man vs the women.
first of all HAPPY BIRTHDAY YINGTING. own her a birthday present which she keep bugging me about. the guys no time to buy what! anyway, its a new year and a new start, don think about the rest. =D
i dont know whether i have become annoying or just to bored. had this really irritating conversation with dearest mr. aow weizhen. or what we always call him. gay zhen.
me: AOW WEIZHEN
U JOIN DRAGON BOAT ARH.
him: wat
me: HAHAHA
DONT MAKE ME LAUGH LEH.
him: no lah go their training onli
wat i a strong
me: YAR YAR, YOU SHOULD JOIN SOMETHING LIKE CHESS CLUB.
suits you more.
LOL
him: f u
i dont know wat to join la
go their training test test lor
me: you so weak sure cannot stand de lar.
him: wat
but i not joining lah
i joining band
me: that suits you, at least you will stay gay.
=D
him: .........
i dun tok to f*****
me: LOL, nobody ask you to.
who is that fucker?
where?
him: .........
me: wah, name so special sia.
whose his parents?
him: ...........
me: woah, parent name also so special sia.
somemore same same one.
him: i tok to u i sian half liao lah
me: haha. why, i so fun to talk to.
how can you liddat.
him: ............
i now sian half liao
me: like i got ask you you sian half or sian full.
him: ............
i noting to say liao u win
me: why i win?
why you so weak, why you concede.
why.
why.
WHY
him: u win u win
me: never ask you i win anot, i ask you why you lose.
AOW WEIZHEN. ANSWER ME.
you have just send a nudge!
him: ..............
me: is this what you call a answer!
HUH.
him: yap
me: no wonder you lose.
cant you just be strong?
i feel sad for you, for being so weak.
HAHAHA
him: ..........
me: why you keep telling me the fucker's name.
and his parents name also.
him: i dun tok to u liao
i busy
me: busy with what.
whats more important than me.
huh.
him: alot lor
me: issit.
name them.
at least 20.
him: dun wan lah
me: that shows im important.
him: ..........
me: so you should talk to me.,
him: ...............
i giv u time tok to your gal
i such a gd frenz
me: yea right. you are my girl what.
him: .............
i a a guy a strong strong and fit fit
me: LOL, ARE YOU SURE.
him: after today training got 6 pact alot of uscle
me: HOW FIT IS FIT.
LOL. ONE TRAINING YOU GOT 6 PACK AND MUSCLE.
SO WEAK, I DIDNT TRAIN I ALREADY HAVE.
KAOS, YOU ARE SUCH A JOKE.
him: ..........
tis type training confir will hav
me: I THINK YOU SHOULD jUST REMAIN GAY, SO I CAN LOVE YOU LAR.
HAHA.
him: ..........
yuck
so long liao u still so disgusting
me: OMG, I WHERE GOT DIGUSTING?
boy cannot like girl meh?
normal what.
him: dun normal wat leh
me: normal what.
why you so sensitive to it, your boyfriend's name arh?
him: i onli like gal
gtg
brokeback. haha
kind rakcent treat us to a (not so) sumptuous meal at fisherman village today to celebrate him getting his first pay. as usual, the guys meet up one hour pass the original meeting time. had our catching up section standing in the middle of whitesand shopping mall while waiting for tp(tua pai) gibson.
while on the way to fisherman village, our topics were like so mostly on gay relations and politics. i dont know why but i seems to be so interested in fighting for gay rights in singapore. HAHAHA. brokeback is the new name we gave to gayism.
well, i agree its kinda disgusting to see two men handing each other hands. but why do we think its rather normal when a women holds another women, even though they are doing this in the name of friends? according to gibson, singapore dont approve homosexual marriage base on a rather illogical reasoning. like for example, there are 100 men and 100 women. so if there two men intend to get married, 2 women would be left out and the competition level for the remaining men would be different. instead of one have one, 100 would be fighting for 98 men. get it? so, i was thinking. why cant this two women turn to nun? then it would be fair. =Dand another reason for disapprovement of gayism is because of religion, i think is because muslim dont appove to that ba. but whose business is it when the gays have nothing to do with the muslims? all right, its getting sick with all these brokeback.
well, back to the dinner, after a really long walk in pasir ris park(and flashback of our schooldays of 2.4) we reach the place. we had the most unpleasent shock of our life after we ordered the drinks. a startling$18! and there were only 9 people! mind you, the drinks are in cups, those you see in any coffee shop, and it cost $2 for one CUP, not CAN. finished within 5 silps. had
zhu chao. ordered cereal prawns, thai style chicken, black pepper deer meat and kangkong. rather nice and the bill looks nice also. $104 dollars. we, as brothers, shared the bill. =D we were talking so loud during the meal that got quite a number of stares from the other table. but, like what gibson say, they only see us once in thier life, so its okay to lose face la. hahaha. kianloong couldnt spell birthday! hahaha.
went to swensen to slack after that. with only 6 of us left. banana split was nice! and after much catching up, we went home. was really nice to have us together. even though its not the usual big lot.
gonna end here. sleep well guys.
